Once you are over the age of 22 there is no appropriate way
to shotgun a beer, people just look at you like you’re “That Guy”. This was a
particularly hard fact of life for me because one of my main interests is
shotgunning. I like it so much I’ve written it down on job applications under
special skills; to this day I use it to win arguments with my friends, “Yeah, I
don’t care if you have a real job, and health insurance, and a 401k because I
shotgun more beer than you.” In retrospect I have become “That Guy”. The Miller
Lite Punch Top is the greatest invention of the last twenty years because it
allows for covert shotgunning. Anyway, I’m five beers deep and it’s time for
some UFC on FX Predictions… but you have to check them out over at Arm Chair
Nation, so click HERE
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