Brock Lesnar's (supposed) Return

Drinking leads to poor decisions, like skateboarding downtown Chicago at 4AM. The outcome sucked, I was dragged from a fountain by two police officers. Luckily my friend was sober enough to talk them out of arresting me. I woke up the next morning with a large cut on my chin that I super glued shut. There is nothing good about that story, nor is there anything good about Brock Lesnar’s rumored return to MMA. He has no stand up or ground skills, gasses in one round, and then quits. He can’t hang with the top heavyweights and no one’s interested in seeing him fight Mir again. Dana White said he would be welcomed back, and of course he would, dude sells PPVs but that’s because dude is a promotional tool and not a fighter. If true, Lesnar will return by year’s end; if that’s the case I’m pulling for the Mayans.