I try to bring MMA into every aspect of my life, for example
I’m always laying on my cats and yelling, “Use your Jitz,” …they never do
because they're cats. I also like to lay on my back and tell my girlfriend to, “Get
in my guard,” which sounds sexual, but it really isn’t because she typically
responds by trying to stomp my face into the ground while screaming, “Pride
Rules,” …we play by Pride Rules in this house. Well… now that is something you
can never un-know about me, I can’t believe I just admitted that on the
internet for all to read and see, so I am going to go hang my head in shame
while you check out my UFC 149 picks. As always check them out on Armchair
Nation by clicking the link below.
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