Remember that scene in Pulp Fiction when Samuel L. Jackson
tells Tim Roth that he is trying really, really hard to be the shepherd? That’s
sort of how I feel, only I’m not trying to be a shepherd, or in the case of
Samuel L. Jackson’s character, not shoot a man in the face in the middle of a
crowded diner, but instead I am battling my own personal demon who I have named
Balthazar Getty the Demon. Now what Balthazar Getty the Demon does is he
prevents from feeling any sort of excitement towards UFC152’s main event and
co-main event. I’m stoked for Bisping/Stann and Oliveira/Swanson, but that’s
it. I wanted Jones/Hendo and Benavidez/McCall. Anyway with a new UFC event
comes new predictions, so check out my picks for this weekend’s card over on Arm
Chair Nation. Just click the link below.
Showing posts with label Predictions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Predictions. Show all posts
Friday, September 21, 2012
Thursday, July 19, 2012
UFC149 Predictions
I try to bring MMA into every aspect of my life, for example
I’m always laying on my cats and yelling, “Use your Jitz,” …they never do
because they're cats. I also like to lay on my back and tell my girlfriend to, “Get
in my guard,” which sounds sexual, but it really isn’t because she typically
responds by trying to stomp my face into the ground while screaming, “Pride
Rules,” …we play by Pride Rules in this house. Well… now that is something you
can never un-know about me, I can’t believe I just admitted that on the
internet for all to read and see, so I am going to go hang my head in shame
while you check out my UFC 149 picks. As always check them out on Armchair
Nation by clicking the link below.
Monday, July 2, 2012
Silva/Sonnen 2 Rehashing and Predicting
I just wrote a three page article recapping the history of
Chael Sonnen and Anderson Silva starting with UFC117 and heading into UFC148.
It took me three hours and several “Fight Breaks” where I popped on UFC3 and
played some Pride mode. Turns out I dominate as Shogun. Anyway, I wrote the
whole thing and I didn’t make one obscure reference to anything, not even when
I wanted to compare Chael Sonnen to Aqua Man, completely useless unless you’re
in the water, but the octagon is his ocean. I have to work on that one a little
bit, the joke is there but it needs to be polished. So check out my piece over
on Arm Chair Nation by clicking below. But before you do that, take a few
seconds and answer the two polling questions to the right, they’re MMA related
and you like MMA, otherwise why would you be here?
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