I’ve never cared for Forrest Griffin, but also never had a
reason other than I just didn’t like him; kind of like how when you’re a kid
you hate vegetables, only to grow up and declare your independence in the rebellious
act of becoming a vegetarian leaving your parents completely indifferent
because you are finally eating everything they have been trying to feed you for
sixteen years. Sorry, I got off on a tangent there, but teenage rebellion is
stupid, you’ll figure that out someday. I thought Tito won that fight, in fact
according to Chael Sonnen Math, Tito did win that fight. I just invented Chael
Sonnen Math, but you can use it on your next college examine, just hope you don’t
have to deal with any triangles. Boo Yah, arithmetic humor, bet you weren’t
expecting that. This was supposed to be about Forrest and Tito, but F-it.
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