If you’ve never spent a night beating the crap out of your
significant other in a Las Vegas hotel room, you’re clearly not doing Vegas
right. It’s a Rite of Passage that signifies the end of your early twenties and
your entrance into adulthood, real adulthood, not that fake “I’m 21 and can
legally do everything I’ve been doing since I was 16,” adulthood. The domestic
violence charges have officially been dropped against Arianny Celeste and
Praveen Chandra with the courts citing a lack of evidence. So everything is as
it’s always been, and this never happened. With this behind her, and her
entrance into adulthood, Arianny can now focus on more important things, like
looking hot while carrying large numbers and convincing me Bud Lite Lime is
drinkable.
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