Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Charges Dropped Against Arianny

If you’ve never spent a night beating the crap out of your significant other in a Las Vegas hotel room, you’re clearly not doing Vegas right. It’s a Rite of Passage that signifies the end of your early twenties and your entrance into adulthood, real adulthood, not that fake “I’m 21 and can legally do everything I’ve been doing since I was 16,” adulthood. The domestic violence charges have officially been dropped against Arianny Celeste and Praveen Chandra with the courts citing a lack of evidence. So everything is as it’s always been, and this never happened. With this behind her, and her entrance into adulthood, Arianny can now focus on more important things, like looking hot while carrying large numbers and convincing me Bud Lite Lime is drinkable.

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