TUF Recap

TUF kicked off last night with 32 welterweight fighters hoping for a shot in the UFC. As the WWs arrived at Mandalay they were greeted with a profanity laced rant from Dana White which, thanks to the censors at FX, made little to no sense. Shane Carwin looked especially uncomfortable next to Roy Nelson who had a seemingly never ending bag of cheeseburgers and a bucket of coke. Then my doorbell rang, the pizza was here. Josh works for Domino’s and has delivered three pizzas to me a week for the last two years, we’ve become tight. He told me he was having a crappy night and asked for a beer before going back. We ended up playing a game of Madden before his boss called his cell wondering where he was. Anyway that’s how I assume the night would have gone if I wasn’t at work. I didn’t watch TUF.

Play the Dana White Drinking Game

Next time you’re bored do what I do: play the Dana White drinking game. It’s really simple, start with a bottle of Sailor Jerry (or whatever happens to be in your particular liquor cabinet), turn on a random interview/press conference with Dana, and take a swig anytime he drops an F bomb. If it happens to be from the infamous UFC151 incident you are guaranteed to wake up the next morning like a frat boy on Spring Break. Dana recently went off on Jon Jones and Greg Jackson, again, and he sounded like a sailor on shore leave, voicing his displeasure with everyone and saying how he can’t wait to get alone with Jon Jones in a small room in Toronto and figure this out man to man. Anyway, you should check out the full story HERE, it’s well worth it, so long as you do the bottle thing. 

UFC is Coming to Russia

I’m sure Russia has some kind of amazing and elaborate history, but in America we only find it necessary to educate students about the Cold War, and how we won the Space Race. Other than that Americans are taught that all Russian women are named Natasha or Nikita, and that all the men are name Vladimir. In fact I can only name two Russians and one of them is Vladimir Putin and the other is Fedor. There was that Russian guy from Rocky 4 who was played by Dolph Lundgren, who according to Wikipedia, is Swedish. I guess I also know Dostoyevsky, but his first name is Fyodor, which is a variation of Fedor so naturally I assume they are the same man; I am an ignorant American. Anyway, the UFC is apparently planning an endeavor Russia, and according to Dana White, it is coming, “Sooner then you think.”